I am so sick. I am so sick that between last Thursday night and Saturday afternoon I didn't leave my apartment. Keep in mind that I live in a studio! I am so sick that when I cracked open a can of Beenie Weenies to eat, all I saw were weenies floating at the top and I found myself wondering: Where are the beenies? Is the can mostly weenies? Was I gypped out of my beenies? Or are the beenies hidden under the weenies?
When I get sick, I get delirious EASILY. But this flu must not be so bad, because when things get truly bad I fantasize about interior decorating.
