If I were this guy's wife, I would have killed him.
Last-minute lottery winner claims $46 million
Aww... Martha has eight cats.
But she has chinchillas. Boo. I hate cavies.
She has hundreds of chickens... scary.
Aaaah! Martha Stewart is on Oprah! Oprah said to Martha, "It's a good thing!" When will the madness end?
On the other hand, I have learned the proper way to fold fitted sheets.