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Tuesday, September 26, 2000
i've decided to do a multipart expose on a matter of national importance: Tare Panda.

what is tare panda? i am sure that most of you are not aware that he is in fact NOT a funny, lovable, squishy panda. i posit that he is in fact either a lab animal or some hideous scientific experiment gone cute. in rare photos, he is shown revealing his hidden robotic/cyborg physical structure.

1 : 2

tare panda is also often depicted in front of a graph paper background. i believe that these are actually schematic drawings which have been repurposed for commercial sale:

very sinister

next installment: tare panda's asexually-reproducing origins!

p.s. don't forget to see Exorcist!


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