i've decided to do a multipart expose on a matter of national importance: Tare Panda.
what is tare panda? i am sure that most of you are not aware that he is in fact NOT a funny, lovable, squishy panda. i posit that he is in fact either a lab animal or some hideous scientific experiment gone cute. in rare photos, he is shown revealing his hidden robotic/cyborg physical structure.
tare panda is also often depicted in front of a graph paper background. i believe that these are actually schematic drawings which have been repurposed for commercial sale:
p.s. don't forget to see Exorcist!