jean: you're family, a friend, or a coworker.
gean: you work at starbucks and you've spelled my name wrong.
gene: ditto.
jene: ditto.
gina: you've just met me and either have misheard me or can't believe anybody is named jean anymore.
jeannie: ditto.
jeannine: you've just caused me to feel a little insulted.
jean gray or phoenix-woman: you're either elias or amanda from college.
imperatrix mundi: you're amanda.
feyd-rautha: you know me from a bbs i frequented in high school (eek!).
halonine or halo nine: you know me from slashdot, metafilter, or livejournal.
melyte: you knew me as a pixie warrior on luminous horizons.
darcy: you knew me as an elven ranger on dark castle.
goth girl: you're jeff, and i still haven't told you that i don't like it.
oddish or god oddish: you've been messaging me on aim too much!
jean genie: you are pamela from work.
jeanie-beanie: you're becky.