Wednesday, February 25, 2004

10:57 PM: Uno Mas

for my moon sign, you know, not that i know anything about that.

Leo Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often
fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good
drinkers as well, losing their commanding
dignity and turning kittenish. Of course,
they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos
will be Leos, after all. They generally know
their limit, probably because they loathe
losing self-control. When they get over-
refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and
perhaps not with the one what brung them. But
Leo's not the type to break rules even when
drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder,
Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over)
Lion to make it up to you the next day.

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8:57 PM: Mi Alcohoroscopa

Sagittarius Drinking style When battered, they'll spill all your secrets and
many of their own. Tactlessness aside,
Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with.
This is a sign of serious partying (what else
would you expect from the sign of Sinatra,
Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole
Smith?). They're the people who chat up
everyone in the room, then persuade the entire
crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a
nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun.
Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue
(including a high possibility of loopy groping;
spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).

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Tuesday, February 24, 2004

12:45 AM: Har Har

You're A Theory of Justice!
by John Rawls
In the beginning, you lived in a town. The town had many problems! Rather than moving, you decided to come up with the idea for the best town ever. Going all the way back to the original position, you created the idea for the best town ever! Lo and behold, the best town ever looked almost identical to the town you lived in. You decided to stay in the town. Now you resent people mistaking your refined thought experiments for "the wall of stupidity" in high school debate rounds.
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Monday, February 23, 2004

12:07 AM: Completely Amazed

i was in las vegas this weekend. man, i thought it wouldn't be a big deal to stay with my friend's friends in luxor, but i was so uncomfortable. massage therapists whose friends are strippers, pot-smoking insomniacs, ritalin passed around freely before clubbing, an actor. contact highs both nights-- not good. where was i? how did i get here? who were these people? and where did chuck find them? i have never been so thankful to get home, and i never dislike vacations. i could've hugged my parents' house. yeah, just hugged the stucco, or kissed the driveway, or something.